The Republic of United Soviet State of Dylanistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bald Maniac with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.266 billion United Soviet States of Dylanistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Soviet State of Dylanistanian economy, worth 460 trillion Dylanbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 140,925 Dylanbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, United Soviet State of Dylanistanian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime is totally unknown. United Soviet State of Dylanistan's national animal is the Turducken, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Soviet State of Dylanistan is ranked 9,357^th in the world and 493^rd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 165.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.